My friend Ian from UK asks "What is it?" about this maximum card.
I have a few answers, if I may:
It is a genetic aberration.
It is a result of zoophilia (rape-a-fish).
It is a fishy maid.
It is a slippery gal.
It is a jewelry box in front of a mermaid.
It is an oyster ("mother-of-pearl") in front of her.
It is a mirrored box, and self-discovery ensues.
It is a better-looking dugong.
It is an evolved aquatic monkey.
It is a Princess of Whales. With killer looks.
It is a beauty of a beast.
It is a pirates' inflatable companion. Heteros only.
It is a pirates' secret money vault, with a treasure chest.
It is Darwin's nightmare.
It is a beached desperate housewife from the ocean.
It is a rider of the new wave.
It is a mermaid gone shopping. Items ON SAIL now.
It is a quest for seamen (men of the sea).
It is somebody who will NEVER do pussyfooting.
It is Sports Illustrated's extreme swimsuit edition.
It is an aquawoman, tired of living with microorga[ni]sms.
It is Victoria's secret: wild maids don't need bras.
:)
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I forgot to add when I posted this that the slogan 'What is it?' is printed on the card, which is a copy of an advertising poster.
Silly, it is a lady thinking 'clean' thoughts.... I can tell by the Pears soap.... :D
Philippine - Dyesebelle
USA - Ariel
DC / Marvel - Aquawoman
Dorin,
I was able to see the thumbnail of the mermaid(lovely!), but I couldn't get it to (at least in my browser) because it has it tagged as a phishing site. I'm sure it isn't, but you have to admit the irony....phishing! I'll try it again.
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