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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Lovely Giant Panda maximum card maxicard #3. Created only a few zazzle customized postage personalized stamps



"- Condition: circulated, postmarked in Washington, D.C., near the Zoo; large size stamp (more expensive to produce)!  2.5x1.5 inches (63x38 mm); 4.5x6 inches (107x152 mm) postcard. The automated spray-on postmark is smeared because the postcard is glossy and the postal manager refused to handcancel it for me, without even seeing or knowing that it's a Zazzle stamp. "I ain't gonna do no handcanceling!" [whatsoever, for any mailpiece].
- Year: 2008 postmark; I have designed this 2007 stamp.
- Catalog value: Only 20 stamps created; 3 (at least) I keep, 17 (at most) still available. This denomination is no longer available for future orders, as the current first class rate is 44 cents.
So, nobody else in the world can offer this item, freestyle maximum card with giant panda customized postage, exactly as shown.

The Zazzle customized postage (personalized stamps, personalised stamps) are perfectly valid for postage, as demonstrated by this circulated item."



In conclusion, this is and will remain a unique item in the world in this exact configuration. No additional copies.

Lovely Giant Panda maximum card maxicard #2. Created only a few zazzle customized postage personalized stamps



"- Condition: circulated, postmarked in Washington, D.C., near the Zoo; large size stamp (more expensive to produce)!  2.5x1.5 inches (63x38 mm); 4.5x6 inches (107x152 mm) postcard. The automated spray-on postmark is smeared because the postcard is glossy and the postal manager refused to handcancel it for me, without even seeing or knowing that it's a Zazzle stamp. "I ain't gonna do no handcanceling!" [whatsoever, for any mailpiece].
- Year: 2008 postmark; I have designed this 2007 stamp.
- Catalog value: Only 20 stamps created; 3 (at least) I keep, 17 (at most) still available. This denomination is no longer available for future orders, as the current first class rate is 44 cents.
So, nobody else in the world can offer this item, freestyle maximum card with giant panda customized postage, exactly as shown.

The Zazzle customized postage (personalized stamps, personalised stamps) are perfectly valid for postage, as demonstrated by this circulated item."



In conclusion, this is and will remain a unique item in the world in this exact configuration. No additional copies.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Israel maximum card/ maxicard/ carte maximum: ibex goat from Ein Gedi nature reserve on the Dead Sea coast







"In the summer of 2005, nearly two-thirds of the oasis burned to the ground after a tourist dropped a lit cigarette onto the park grounds."
While most everybody takes a holistic approach to preservation of the whole oasis, that tourist took an assholistic approach. What a butt-head...

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

BOARD OF DIRECTORS, CEOs, ASSes - I could make this into dorincard kit#3.





This is a postcard available commercially, as you can see from the backside.
It's supposed to be a visual metaphor, is it not?
Leaders of all sorts come in all types, colors and values. Some are good, some are bad.
Your preferred negative example of a leader might deserve an AVATAR like an ass (or mule?) from the postcard.

Are those entities in the above image...asses (donkeys)? Mules? Horses? Zebras?
Don't ass-ume that you can horse around, walk on zebras and kick ass - it may be hazardous.
"Mules are generally less tolerant towards dogs than horses are.[citation needed] They are also capable of striking out with any of their hooves in any direction, even sideways if needed.[citation needed]



Mules exhibit a higher cognitive intelligence than their parent species - horses and donkeys. This is believed to be the result of hybrid vigour, similar to how mules acquire greater height and endurance than either parent. [8]
Mules are highly intelligent. They tend to be curious by nature. A mule generally will not let the rider put it in harm's way. However, the stereotype of the mule as being stubborn is somewhat unfair and inaccurate."


I hope you know an ass when you see it. I mean a donkey.
But do you know the difference between all of them, especially between a mule and a hinny?
[Can't you go to wikipedia.org by yourself? Why am I doing this?]

BOARD OF DIRECTORS, CEOs, FROGS... DIY do-it-yourself dorincard kit #2. Not yet a maximum card maxicard maxi card.


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- Condition: uncirculated DIY do-it-yourself dorincard kit. Not yet a maximum card, maxicard, maxi card.
- Year: stamp from 2008, postmark from 2008 (if you want me to postmark it) or whenever you postmark it (if you want to have it postmarked later).

This dorincard kit is comprised of:
- BOARD MEETING TODAY, Frogs - commercially available postcard.
- BLANK customized postage, mint, valid for postage.

Optionally, I can do the postmarking on a transparent rectangular mailing address label over the postcard.
This way, you have a clear, sharp postmark that is not smeared on the glossy surface of the postcard or the stamp.

- Condition of the stamp: MNH ; large size (more expensive to produce)!  2.5x1.5 inches (63x38 mm)
- Year: 2008
- Catalog value: I ordered only 20 stamps; 3 (at least) I keep, 17 (at most) still available.

Zazzle: customized postage, personalized stamps, personalized stamp, personalised stamps, personalised stamp.

The stamp is valid for postage as such, blank as it is (only one postal use, please).
If you don´t intend to use it as postage, then you can further decorate it any way you want, for your own enjoyment.  Notice the large area, without any border.
You can even write text on it, with fine tip permanent marker.
You can temporarily or permanently attach an image.  Just try not to offend anyone...
Scan several versions of it.  Remember: you cannot and may not use duplicates as valid postage.  Each zazzle stamp has a unique ID code, valid one-time only.

Please visit my delcampe store to see many unusual items!

Monday, January 4, 2010

BOARD OF DIRECTORS, CEOs, PIGS... DIY do-it-yourself dorincard kit #1. Not yet a maximum card maxicard maxi card.


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- Condition: uncirculated DIY do-it-yourself dorincard kit. Not yet a maximum card, maxicard, maxi card.
- Year: stamp from 2008, postmark from 2008 (if you want me to postmark it) or whenever you postmark it (if you want to have it postmarked later).

This dorincard kit is comprised of:
- BOARD OF DIRECTORS, Pigs -  commercially available postcard.
- BLANK customized postage, mint, valid for postage.

Optionally, I can do the postmarking on a transparent rectangular mailing address label over the postcard.
This way, you have a clear, sharp postmark that is not smeared on the glossy surface of the postcard or the stamp.

- Condition of the stamp: MNH; large size (more expensive to produce)!  2.5x1.5 inches (63x38 mm)
- Year: 2008
- Catalog value: I ordered only 20 stamps; 3 (at least) I keep, 17 (at most) still available.

Zazzle: customized postage, personalized stamps, personalized stamp, personalised stamps, personalised stamp.

The stamp is valid for postage as such, blank as it is (only one postal use, please).
If you don´t intend to use it as postage, then you can further decorate it any way you want, for your own enjoyment.  Notice the large area, without any border.
You can even write text on it, with fine tip permanent marker.
You can temporarily or permanently attach an image.  Just try not to offend anyone...
Scan several versions of it.  Remember: you cannot and may not use duplicates as valid postage.  Each zazzle stamp has a unique ID code, valid one-time only.

Please visit my delcampe store to see many unusual items!